Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot."OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door."OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face."OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along."OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police."OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot."OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.AND"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokesThese are compliments of DennisThe North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.Farmer:. "That's funny. You really think plot-holes are true? Come on.Cut the crap. We aren't in a movie or book." Really? How would you know?" Ben retorted.Before Tim could answer both heard a squeal and the sound of high heelscoming closer. "Oh my gosh, guys I found you." Miss. I don't think we know -" Tim started."It's me! Dean," the girl urged."No way. How?" Tim challenged her."Because of plot-hole. Duh!"Tim looked at Ben for help but found his friend ogling the womanly Dean."Oh yeah, that will do. Time to pay your due Diana," Ben remarked with asmirk."Diana?" Dean asked."Remember last summer?" Ben continued. "I lent you five hundred bucksunder the condition that if you ever turn into a hot chick that I: A.Can name you and B. get a blowjob." Oh my! You are right," Diana remarked. "Let's go."Ben let his arm fall on Diana's shoulder and both started to walk off."Dean? You are okay with that!?" Tim was flabbergasted."Yes, I am. And it's Diana. Seriously go with the plot." Seriously? Why?".
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