“No, not really” says the second.“How about when they cut off your dick?”“No that really wasn’t the worst of it.”“Really?” says the first.“How about when they had to create the new hole? That must have been painful.”“No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.Why are clams like women?When the red tide comes, you don’t eat them.How does a man know when he’s eaten pussy well?When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed doughnut.Did you hear about the new video game for women only, called Dick-Man?You put a quarter in and get fucked.I’ve got a joke so funny it’ll make your breast fall off:Oh ... I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the. "So we started thinking about boys, cause you know Stephy." Mark grinned. "She always needs a ride or something." I do not!" I sat up a little."You do too!" Mark chuckled."No way! Don't listen to him," I told Chris and he was smiling at me."What?" Mark shook his head and looked across the fire. "What was the first thing she ever asked you, Chrissy?" Uh, for a ride," Chris giggled."See?" Mark grinned at me. "I rest my case." Hah!" I shook my head. "I asked him his name before I asked for a ride." That doesn't count!" Mark was pulling the hotdogs off the stick, making little ooch! sounds as he burned his fingertips."The first thing I asked," I nodded. "You guys gotta get your stories straight." Well maybe..." Chris was taking his hotdogs off too. "But I definitely remember she needed a ride home first thing." See? First impressions are forever, Steph." Mark was laughing."Yeah, yeah ... Well, the only reason I asked was so he'd be at my house when you came over." I sat all the way up..
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