"But I got a Boy Scout badge for honesty, and my Congressional Medal of Honor would be revoked unless I told the truth. So: No, I don't find a lot of call to be undressing on a date."I smiled at him. Congressional Medal of Honor, huh? "If I was to finish washing my hair by ... say Saturday at 8 pm ... would you promise to leave your handcuffs at home? And you'd have to meet my father when you pick me up, of course." I couldn't believe it. Here was ME, looking for a date with an 'Older Man.' But what the heck."I work from 7-3 on Saturday, so I think I could do that. Umm ... Wear jeans - if you haven't been Line Dancing in Austin on Saturday nite, we'll do that." Okay, it's a date then." EEEK again. I just made a date to go dancing. That's progress.As if getting fucked out of my head twice already this week wasn't progress enough.Friday am - RyanMr. Meat woke up first. He always did and he had an extra good reason to be up early today. In fact, he woke me up just so I wouldn't miss it.. I explained that “if it were a Liberal truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!”I had to walk back to the dealership. But it was worth it.An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.He says to the waiter:“Want coffee.”The waiter says, “Sure. Coming right up.”He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee... The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, takes a selfie with his cell phone, then turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:“Want coffee.”The waiter says “Whoa! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Training for position in Trudeau’s Liberal government: Come in, drink coffee, get selfie, shoot.
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