I will not come in from outside,and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.10. I will not sit in the middle of the livingroom, and lick my crotch11. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’,so when I play with him and he makes that noise,it’s usually not a good thing.P.S. Dear God:When I get to Heaven,may I have my testicles back?Some Random Thoughts... Someone Just Honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.So I was at the bar last night and the Waitress Screamed... “Anyone know CPR?”I said, “Hell I know the entire alphabet.”Everyone laughed... Well everyone except this one guy!Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up too!Unless you are in prison!From a friend of J & G.Three pilots “flew west” on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honor of the season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’The Army helicopter pilot thumbed through his pockets. You step over me and jump over the side to cool off. As always I do as I’m told and go and fix you another drink and when I get back Tom has gone from the cockpit and I hear you at the back on the swim platform. Tom’s stood on the swim ladder with his head buried between your legs, I can’t believe he’s getting another go before I’ve got near you but then remember he’ll be gone by tomorrow lunchtime so I can wait. You’re rubbing your nipples between your fingers and thumb and pulling his face into your pussy. You see me watching and call me down, we have a long passionate kiss and you whisper to me it’ll soon be my turn. You then tell me to put my cock in your mouth so you can suck me while I watch you get licked. Your blow jobs are so incredible I’m hard again in seconds, no sooner am I hard that you tell me to move up on to the foredeck and lie down as you need to get fucked again. I lie down and watch as you walk over naked, behind you you’re clutching Tom's hard cock again and.
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