3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.6. Negligent, adj. Absent mindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.This one is compliments of Joe S.A guy is in a supermarket.A beautiful blonde waves at him and says hello.He’s rather taken. Then they moved together, face to face, and kissed lightly. They turned their heads to look at me, cheeks touching.“Alright,” it was too much, “but if it gets out you know it’s serious for me, okay?”“Yes we know,” Christina nodded, “but we’ve got one already, anyway.”That was true of course. A judge wouldn’t care about the quality.“Okay come on,” Christina came and started on my belt. “Angie can take one of you and me.”Angie was tugging my T-shirt up. In a moment I was naked and being towed towards the bed while Christina’s white cotton panties topped the pile of clothes on the armchair.She spread her big blonde body on the bed, as nude as I’d been thinking of. Her bush is a just a bit more lush than Angie’s. Her tits are a good size already, plump and firm. She opened her long, softly muscled legs wide and beckoned me in between. Her labia were glistening on the inside already, even though no-one had touched her there.I climbed onto the bed, which was a double, and settled between.
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