The doctor asked, "How did it go?" Well, not as I'd expected. When I fired the pistol, Becky shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."This is a thought piece from Earl...WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.Victorian Police: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.Plato: For the greater good.Aristotle: It is the nature of all chickens to cross roads.Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.Timothy Leary: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let him take.Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in. Daddy backed up and his shrinking penis popped out of my mouth. “Good night sweetie.” and daddy kissed me and left my room.I played with my pussy after daddy left and got to feel that wonderful sensation through my body again and then fell asleep again.After that night, at every opportunity when mom was gone, daddy would come into my bedroom and have me give him a blowjob, as I found out what it was I was doing with daddy. Daddy liked to play with my breasts as his penis grew hard and then he would have me go done on him until he came, usually in my mouth, and then leave. He never tried to have intercourse or play with my pussy. Daddy just wanted to have give him a blowjob, nothing else. Of course after these sessions I had to either use the hairbrush our by fingers to satisfy my desire to have my own orgasm.A couple of years later, I went out with this guy and we parked and had a hot make out session where he felt my breasts and got his hand down my pants and played with my.
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