After half a block, one turned to the other and asked, "Man, what's a bathtub?"The second dude pondered then replied, "I don't know. I'm not Catholic."These are compliments of john a.TWO CROCODILESTwo crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it." Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?" Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc."Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol." Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!" Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish. . I dunno why but it looked pretty hot!" "You dirty git!" he laughed. "So did you stand there watchin' them doin' gay bummin'... all the way to the spunk-off?" "Two spunk-offs," I corrected him. "First the older guy nutted his juice with that Charles lad thumpin' his bum back dead hard against him, then the two of them swapped places and the younger lad sowed his own oats up his boyfriend's big hairy trench!" "Oh fuck!" Brian laughed. "No wonder they have such big cunts for arseholes!" He looked at his lager and, as if remembering it was there and only half-drunk, picked it up and took a long, deep swig. Then after he'd chucked out a noisy belch and put the glass back down, he said, "So did they give you breakfast?" "Oh yeah," I grinned. "It turned out well nice, actually. They both put a lot of effort into... er... servin' it up." After the young lad had jizzed off up his fella's back-passage, they'd told me they were now ready to sort me out. I'd known from their faces and the fact.
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