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I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.He says I have Feefiphobia.“Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.”Terrible joke. Only three stars.Scene: costume partyA: what are you dressed as?B: can’t you tell, I’m a harp!A: your costume is too small to be a harp...B: calling me a lyre?!Bloke goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline alcoholic.A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, “Your fly is open.”He zipped up and finished his shopping.At the checkout, he intentionally got in. I firmly grab her hips and smack her ass as im pumping away. She gets louder and louder and starts yelling my name. "OH MY GOD YES! FUCK ME HARDER! HAARRDDEERR!!!" I keep going harder, faster, and thannreach around and start playing with her clit as my other hand reaches up and grabs thos big, firm, bouncing tits. She screams, "YES! YOU ARE MAKING ME CUM AGAIN!! OH FUCK ME!!!" She starts cumming all over my cock, i feel her just getting wetter and wetter. She is still cumming when i pull out, and i kneel down and start licking that tight, wet slit. This makes her start quivering. She swings her hand around to the back of my head and she starts moaning louder again, and she says to me, "holy fuck! How do you do this!? Im going to CUUUMMMMM!!!" She cums again, her first multiple orgasm. Her legs begin to shake. She cant hold herself up anymore. All of her weight is now on the countertop. I spread her ass cheeks and lick that tight slit clean. I want every last drop. And i make sure i.
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