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" Lisa quipped. "I am not that sort of pasta!" The putative deity snapped, then realized Lisa had been joking and returned to making apologies. Eventually the pasta pulled itself together. "If only you had chosen a more useful deity to not believe in," it continued, "I might have done something useful like cure disease or end world hunger. Instead I am an omnipotent letcher who can't keep his eye-stalks off the naked bodies of nubile females and dreaming of covering them in rich warm sauce." "Take it slowly," Lisa tried to persuade, "you are new to this existence thing. It is harder than you think." "No I am not!" the deity replied, "I am the prime mover, remember? I am older than the universe, older than existence itself. This is not the natal ennui you mistake it for. This is my mid-life existential crisis and you have imagined me to be infinite in time and space, I am two billion years into it already and because I am fucking prescient, I also know that I have another ten billion. "Coffee sound good?" He rubbed his eyes. "Yeah, smells good too." Nikki returned to the coffee maker and poured him a cup. "Thought you'd never wake up.”"Yeah I crashed pretty hard." Chase replied. "Well you were sleeping like a baby. Did you do anyone exciting last night?" What's that?" What?" Nikki asked, confused."Didn't hear ya." Chase said, folding his blanket."I asked if you did anything exciting last night. Hard of hearing already?" Nikki handed him a mug."Just not awake yet, I guess. I pretty much hung out and laid in the sand all day. Fell asleep a few times. It was pretty late by the time I came in here.”Nikki choked, inhaling some coffee and started coughing."You alright?" She nodded, composing herself."How about you? How was your day? He asked. Nikki's eyes were still watering as she lifted her mug for another sip. "You know, Work Work Work!" "When did you end up getting off?" Chase asked, lifting his.She choked and began coughing again. "About the same.
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