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You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.NICKNAMES- If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.- If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.EATING OUT- When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.- When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.MONEY- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.BATHROOMS- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.- The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is. ”“Thanks, Eli. I knew I was hurt more than I let on, but I thought it would go away. I don’t want to be a burden to you, with all you got going on and all the plans you’re making. I’ll be alright and if I don’t get to marshal anymore, I’ll find something else to do.”“You’ll be a United States Marshal, Duncan. I need you and Moses watchin my back. I’m not going to let you just quit, we’re gonna fight this just like we fight our way through whatever we come across. I’ll not hear no more of that talk from you. You’re my friend and we’ll do this together. You and Moses are my partners. Jefferson’s done wrote up the partnering agreement making it all legal,” Eli said, his eyes watering as Moses looked at him.“Thanks, Eli. I know if there’s a way, you and Judge Parker will make it happen. Will you and Moses go in and sit with me? I want one of them potions to make me rest. I’m still worried and I don’t want to be alone.”“You’ll never be alone as long as I live, Duncan, now let’s go inside..
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