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I fucking hate Valentines Day. I'm not even sure if I hate it worse when I'm single or when I'm in a relationship. I mean sure when I'm in single I have to look around at all the happy couples, I have to watch girls go crazy as they get flowers delivered to the office. I have to watch guys nervously make last second arrangements and of course I have to face the fact that everybody but me is getting some goddamn pussy. If I'm in a relationship I'm just one of those guys scrambling to make a random day seem important. I feel guilty if her girlfriend got a bigger bouquet or better chocolates or a reservation someplace more expensive. It's fucking bullshit either way.Actually the truth is that after three consecutive lonely Valentine's Day's I can say for sure it's better to feel guilty and get pussy than it is to be alone. That's what was going to happen if I didn't do something different this year. I know what I should have done; I should have gone to the bar, found me a pretty lady,. "Woo-Hoo! Time to ring in the new year! And that means one thing...party! I love parties! Free food! Booze! and, best of all, the girls!Really hot and sexy babes! And, they're all drinking! That should makeit easier to get one these hotties to come home with me. At least itshould be. What with these chicks?! They should be drunkly hanging offof me right now. Instead, they're chatting with their friends or talkingto their boyfriends. Oh great! This really sucks! Stupid broads! Theydon't know what they're missing."Dennis creeps over to a couple of girls on the dance floor and startsusing cliche one liners on them. All the girls turn him down.Understandably."What is up with these stuck-up girls?! All they need is some alcohol inthem and they will be so much easier for me to pick up and have my waywith them. That doesn't look like that's going to happen tonight. Hell,it doesn't even look like I will get a kiss at midnight! If there'sanything I could hope for, it's at least a midnight kiss.
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